I had a dream I was at the zoo and someone was telling me about how a hippopotamus had escaped recently, and killed a bunch of people. Then everyone got mad at me because I said “When the attacking animal looks that much like a turd, why don’t you just call it a salmonella outbreak?”
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fuckyeahsamlevin said:
You should start a dream journal. It will help you remember you dreams in more detail and then eventually be able to control them.
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I'm Max Scoville, I'm one of the hosts/writers for The Destructoid Show as well as a slew of other video game content on Rev3Games. I'm also a regular on the dirty locker room of a podcast that is The Comedy Button.
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I'm 26, I live in San Francisco with my girlfriend Jenn and our stupid, obese housecat, My cat is named Brinkjob, after an armored car robbery. I do the video game thing for a living, but I am a regular human being with myriad other interests such as knife collecting, comic books, Hawaiian shirts and pornography.
