I spent more time working on this than I’d care to admit. I thought my girlfriend would think it was cute but she was just like “What is that?” and I’m like “It’s a surprise!” and she was like “For what?” and I was like “…For you!” and she just went “…Oh.” Anybody wanna come over and help me eat this giant box of chocolates that I’m not giving to my girlfriend because she obviously doesn’t give a fuck about surprises? We can throw these longstem roses out the windows at passing cars, too. LOVE IS A BATTING CAGE.

I spent more time working on this than I’d care to admit. I thought my girlfriend would think it was cute but she was just like “What is that?” and I’m like “It’s a surprise!” and she was like “For what?” and I was like “…For you!” and she just went “…Oh.”

Anybody wanna come over and help me eat this giant box of chocolates that I’m not giving to my girlfriend because she obviously doesn’t give a fuck about surprises? We can throw these longstem roses out the windows at passing cars, too.

LOVE IS A BATTING CAGE.

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