April 2011
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Things I've ALWAYS wanted
A grappling hook
A utility belt
One of those deactivated army surplus hand grenades
A Super-Soaker that has a reservoir you wear on your back
Night vision goggles
Blue raspberry Blow-Pops
Anonymous asked: Are you really 6' 7"?
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Street Wizards
I’m sitting outside a coffee shop right now, dicking around on various social networks and chugging ice coffee. Couple dudes walked up. Older Asian guys with graying hair, backpacks and sleeping bags. Sandals and cargo pants and parkas.
The one sitting closer to me asks if I mind if he smokes, I say no. He then points at his jacket and says, “Look what I got at Goodwill.” I tell...
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Tahoebag
Dear Diary,
This weekend, Jenn and I went to Tahoe. This is interesting because we never do anything, really. One of Jenn’s friends had reserved a room with her boyfriend, but she and her boyfriend broke up… So… Describing the logistics and circumstances of this trip really isn’t that interesting.
The plan was to depart with Jenn’s friends Kent and Anna, and...
Anonymous asked: Is Tumblrr an evolution of Timburr?
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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WELCOME TO DIE
What’s up guys.
I used to be on Tumblr, I imagine some of you knew that. But then I deleted it because I was afraid it was too incriminating, and also it felt like a fucking Urban Outfitters with the amount of tastefully ironic shit everyone was posting. I get it, you like photography. How about doing some of your own instead of reblogging someone else’s pictures.
Anyway. I’m...