griffplr asked: Dear Sir, I read your post on animals and I wondered if you've played (Super) Scribblenauts at all? (P.S. Crocodile beat the shark, bear beat the lion, and rhino JUST beat the tiger.)
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous asked: are you kurtrussellisawesome on reddit?
gentlemanodd asked: Dear Max, You're pretty much a super hero.
atthespeedofnipples asked: I saw you on the bus a few days ago, and I stared deeply at the side of your face for at least a minute. If the next time I saw you on the bus, I just yelled "IT'S JULIAN MOTHERFUCKING SCOVILLE, THAT FUCKING CUNT OF A MAN!!!" how would you react?
griffplr asked: Max I'm pretty sure I sent you a message already saying why you're awesome, but just in case I didn't, here is one now. You're a funny guy. You tell hilarious stories and have the sort of humour that goes well in my brain. Thanks for doing the Destructoid Show and Podtoid, you and Tara and Jim all work well together, and it is free entertainment for we ungrateful heathen c*nts...