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The following is a list of things that have happened to me that sound totally made up even though they’re actually true. The first time I watched the entire Star Wars Trilogy in one sitting, I was at Frank Oz’s house. He played Yoda. I set my pants on fire once. I met my dad for the first time when I was twenty, after finding his phone number online, and leaving a voicemail asking...
Bugs and Rocks
One of the towns I grew up in was West Cornwall. It’s a tiny town in the Northwest corner of Connecticut, about half an hour from both the New York and Massachusetts borders. The town’s got a population of around 1500, and that fluctuates, since it’s a weekend retreat and summer getaway for a lot of New Yorkers. One of the things that’s always struck me as surreal in...